one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because


(via squky)

"Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a character’s predicament, but never to solve his problems."

Vivian Vande Velde (via maxkirin)


tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

(Source: bi-polar-barbie, via pond-of-tears)